Look at this planet. Plans A to Y have all failed.
NOW IS THE TIME FOR PLAN Z.
In a world riven by the squawk and counter-squawk of contemporary politics and media, at a time when technology is sprinting into the future whilst democracy stroppily handbrake-turns back to the past, alleged comedian Zaltzman will fix everything. Give or take. In the spirit of the times, Zaltzman’s Plan Z solution is guaranteed to be fully uncosted and logistically unworkable.
PLAN Z. COMEDY OF LAST RESORT.
WHEN ALL ELSE HAS FAILED, BE PREPARED TO FAIL AGAIN.